La la la....I hope no one is looking!
I am going to do something WILD!
Wild and daring.
Here goes!!!
Who cares if I get dirty!!!
This is fun!
AHHHHH!!!!
Yep....Just standing here smelling the pumpkin flowers.
No one saw that......Right?
I saw it and it was NOT pretty.
(Yes...I know that I am fat....24 years old fat and unhappy to be on a diet)
Okay...Back to mmeeeee......Ready for a Gator ride! I really should be in a Gator commercial!
I AM the Bumbagator!
Man this feels good!!!
Definitely the way to travel.
If only I could drive.....
I sure do love the way my tongue flaps in the wind!
Well....back home.
You may think that I am in jail. You know, being behind bars and all.
Well....ha...I am NOT the one in trouble!
Someone else did something.....very unsightly to my mom's pumpkin patch!
And we all know how mom feels about those darn pumpkins. Always pampering them and watering them. Giving them all sorts of attention.
Then one morning for her to find this!
NOT GOOD!!!
Now you know that I would never do something like that!
What kind of crazed beast would do this??????
Well...THIS is the crazed beast!
Here she is chasing the cat! That cat barely escaped!
Now we all know that I would also NEVER chase that cat.....Ha ha.
I watched May. I knew what she had done....
I mean.. the electric fence charger was not working....and well.....what is a donkey to do???
May just helped herself to that pumpkin patch.
We are all thankful that these are not the giant pumpkins!
That would have been grounds for a Donkey-b-que.
We tried to tie plastic bags around the fence to keep her out...As you can see, May is no
Dumb Ass....Ha ha ha. More of a Smart Ass...Ha ha ha.
Well...dad got a new very strong charger for that fence.
May you better watch out!!!
Run.....someone is coming.
Wow! That was close!
Glad the fence started working!
Otherwise we would have no pumpkins for PUMPKINFEST!
And that would just not be right.
Now all is right with the world.....
The flowers are blooming and the birds are singing!
Butterflies are flying.
Rainbows are bowing.
The hollyhocks are hocking....Oh wait....that does not sound right.
Speaking of Flowers!
My mom's garden is looking pretty good.
She is not so happy about it though. She says it has been a bit neglected.
Whatever!
I like it.
Just look at it!
Not too shabby.
Just not enough rain this summer!
Here are some friends from the garden.
Hello...Mr. Butterfly!
Hello Dragonfly beauty!
Hello Mr. Psycho Super Fly......
Please go elsewhere. Take the Japanese Beetles with you!!!
Hello Beautiful yellow spider!
You sure are pretty.
Hello there!
EEKKKKK!!!!
Wait....sorry to disturb you Madam.
Carry on.....I am out of here.
Now that is enough to give someone a bad dream!
Speaking of dreaming!
I am worn out....Time for a nap!
This is Bumble....
Over and OUT.
Oh my, May is one very, bad ass, donkey. So very sorry about the pumpkin patch. I hope she got a lesson in "keep out" from the new fence charger. Donks will be donks ... they learn so quickly .... it's a good thing and a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteOh Bumble - don't you have the life out there in the country! I am jealous of your gator rides and all the furry friends you live with.
ReplyDeleteI'm all worn out just reading your adventures, I think I'll take a nap too.
Woof!
-Weezer
I do enjoy your updates. You know, an Ass must do what an Ass must do! She is smart, taking herself back under the fence when spied.
ReplyDeleteBumble is a very good narrater of a story. And she is right, the garden is gorgeous.
Hi, Jill! Kaye Barley recommended I come take a look at your blog, saying I'd like it and how right she is! Beautiful!
ReplyDeleteYour May looks just like our Kate. And the bulldog is adorable. I especially love the picture of the white spider dining!
Oh Bumble, you are just too adorable. Sorry to hear about the pumpkins. My Francisco the wolf likes to eat pumpkin empanadas. He will go to great lengths to steal one of these Mexican pastries any time I bring them home. I hope May doesn't give him any ideas about our pumpkin patch! The garden is lovely!
ReplyDeleteWow. So much goings on there! But it looks like it all turned out okay.
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